Pain for our pleasure. This is what a blow job feels like with TMD.
It's all in compassing. I can feel it everywhere in my head. From the smallest tooth to the hinge in my jaw, everything burns and aches and begs me to stop. My mouth screams at me to 'just use my hands' or better yet use my cunt. But I am determined. I will give my partner a blow job, and…
I’ve stopped masturbating, or have I?
What feels like years ago, I announced to the world that I was going to stop masturbating because it was just too painful. Honestly, it's still painful, but I am masturbating again.
How COVID19 is affecting my sex life.
I started 2020 anxiety-ridden. I shut away my sexuality in a box and was in a constant state of panic. However, a few weeks ago, I evolved from being a ball of anxiety to fucking my partner every chance I got. It’s been one hell of a mindfuck, especially as it’s usually my physical health that gets in the way…
Womanizer +Size (Womanizer Plus Size)
Whilst suction base technology isn't new to me, this is my very first Womanizer sex toy! Like all sex toys that take me a little while to review, I’m not the biggest fan of the Womannizer Plus Size. First, the toy was 'chosen for me', and second whilst it is one of the more accessible toys I've tried, it has…
I’ve Stopped Masturbating: Week 4
If you told me five years ago that in 2020 I’d stop masturbating, and stop feeling like I had to masturbate, I would have laughed in your face. If you’d have told me three years ago that by stopping masturbating, I’d have more orgasms, I’d have spent an hour trying to work out the logic behind that. If you’d have…
2020 Sex Lust List
I have discovered a number of varied and interesting toys this year, and I WANT them. I lust after them. However, since I’m on a no buy/low buy year, there will be no sex shopping for me! So, instead of shopping I've written up a list of (nearly) all the sex goodies I'd love to purchase in 2020. It's my…
I’ve Stopped Masturbating: Week 1
Even if I wanted to masturbate this week, there was no absolutely way it was going to happen. There’s been a heavy fog over me this past week, and we all know why that is. *heavy sigh* To combat the fog (different from my ‘normal’ exhaustion fog) I’ve been pushing back at it by keeping my body and mind busy…
2020, the year I stop masturbating.
I've had a bit of a revelation. So, let’s talk about my relationship with masturbation. I like orgasms. I really like them. However, because my body is complicated having an orgasm isn’t straightforward. Orgasms cause pain, exhaustion, and occasionally these effects that last for weeks. I really wish I was joking, but I’m not. Orgasming can truly fuck me up,…
Putting the person back in personal care.
Over the years I’ve had a number of different treatments, some superficial – nails, eyebrows, and some cosmetic – Dermapen, and laser hair removal. However, I got rather ill in late 2017, and since then my beauty routine has changed out of necessity. I can’t to do a lot of the things are used to be able to and that…
Hot Octopuss DiGit – do I hate it or love it?
Oh, Hot Octopuss DiGit, what have you done to me? I want to start off by saying I like Hot Octopuss as a company. I feel I need to say this because with nearly every single one of the toys I reviewed (with the odd exception), I’ve been a bit brutal – and unfortunately this review isn’t an exception.
