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I’m horny, but my body won’t let me masturbate.
“I want to climb him like a tree.” I’ve heard that expression so often, but I am feeling it today. I want to climb my partner, kiss him, touch him, explore his skin. I’m worried that if I don’t grope him, or do something to sate the arousal, I might combust from the sheer intensity of it.
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Masturbation Frustration
Or, ‘what to do when you can’t physically masturbate’. (But that wasn’t as catchy.) I’m currently bed bound, in the midst of what’s known as a ‘flare’. My muscles ache, and my joints creak. When I move different parts of me hurt from my head, all the way down to my toes. And, as to why I’m telling you all this … I’m horny.…
